Four things to watch at the DNC (Freeper input needed to complete a rather pathetic short list)

Washington Examiner ^ | July 23, 2016 | Susan Ferrechio

[Zakeet]

After a raucous Republican National Convention was punctuated by infighting over GOP nominee Donald Trump, Democrats are likely to put on a convention that showcases a party united behind Hillary Clinton and her agenda.

[Snip]

Here's what to look for when the Democrats convene:

1. Pressure from the Left
   
2. The fight over super delegates
   
3. Mothers of the movement speeches
   
4. Clinton's reinforcements

The DNC's list of speakers includes no fewer than 43 top elected officials including senators, governors, House lawmakers and mayors.

[AZLiberty]

Ivanka, or Chelsea? Who would you rather look at for the next eight years.

[broken_arrow1]

1. Ain’t watching
2. Change channel
3. Turn off TV
4. Throw TV out the window

[Sacajaweau]

It's a 1990 format...kill the babies....feed every kid so parents don't have to....unless you work

free childcare....unless you really work...

free needles...free healthcare...unless you work............

[RayChuang88]

The ceremonial whipping of the Great Bent Phallus, to ensure that we have a good harvest.

Don't laugh. You know the Wiccans will be there, and given what Saul Alinsky wrote on the dedication page for Rules for Radicals....

[digger48]

The entire congregation doing the “hands up, don't shoot” when the Gentle Giants momma comes out.

Maybe some souvenir hoodies

[Enchante]

Can Shrillary continue to hide her major medical issues??

They will only allow her on camera for a few brief moments outside of her acceptance speech, I would guess. She is in frail health and also has an apparent seizure issue. Can she get through the convention without this becoming more obvious to all in the spotlight??

Hillary loses control

[Covenantor]

Chelsea looks like hell in that photo.

Her eyes are puffed and pouchy, jowls developing nicely though, and seems like she has serious bald patches. Man, they must have a Clinton mandate to do major phot shop on her photos if this is the way she always looks.

[volunbeer]

“”Ceremonial booing of the Boy Scouts honor guard.””

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Remember last time, the Democrats booed God???

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This x 1000.

[MayflowerMadam]

It bothers me that these two are friends — and they are. It also bothers me that Ivanka thinks Caroline Kennedy is great — and she does, per some of Trump’s earlier rally speeches.

[Enchante]

If I have to look at Chelsea Hubbell anymore I may become suicidal.

[volunbeer]

I’m not watching it, but I will watch Trump’s twitter feed during the DNC. That should be entertaining.

[Mears]

The Mothers of the Movement speeches should be very interesting./s

All of those future Rhodes Scholars-————gone.

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[BeauBo]

Gender, Race and Class

Headscarves

Chaos in the streets

[jjotto]

They both married into Jewish crime families.

[Kenton]

Wow. When I was just a kid, "Antidisestablishmentarianism" was the longest word in the English language. Our teacher made us learn to spell it, but she never even took a stab at trying to explain what it meant.

I don't remember the word ever being used in a sentence, and I'm 70.

Thanks for putting it in context after all these years, now I understand what it means.

[BeauBo]

“Chelsea looks like hell in that photo. “

It is one of her best photos.

[GnuThere]

5. Hillary in a Roksana or Ivanka Trump dress, let out to a size 20, and still too tight.

[VideoPaul]

Wait!! You forgot...

Delegates being shuttled to and from “safe spaces” throughout the convention

Safe spaces every 50 feet

A safe space on stage to assuage those in the spotlight but can’t handle it

All seats removed from the convention center and replaced with sit-upons

Benediction replaced with singing of “Kumbaya”
“Hey hey, ho ho...”

The nightly commune with the ghost of Kennedy (pick any one of the deceased brothers) and Martin Luther King and his plagiarized dissertation

Anyone responding to a sneeze with “God bless you” will be immediately stripped of credentials, forcibly removed from the venue and investigated by Loretta Lynch...as soon as she emerges from her “safe space”

Anyone stealing refreshments from the concession stands will be forgiven if they came from “a rough life”

Platform plank to immediately ban anything “yucky”

All cooling in the venue will be turned off because John Kerrey (who won three purple hearts) said air conditioning is more dangerous than ISIS

DNC 2016 feature sponsor: Depends adult diapers...handed out free in all “Safe Spaces”

Anyone else?

[Fred Hayek]

Add another:
2012: God was boo’ed three times. 2016: “Hail, Satan!”

[nclaurel]

I would like to watch the Bernie fart in. Hope it doesn’t get cancelled