Posted on 07/22/2016 4:04:44 PM PDT by HomerBohn
SAVE THE DATE !
Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke" Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
How to have a successful career Without ever having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes! A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl For serving with Honor and Distinction. National Security Advisor Susan Rice
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session. Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, And on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of Looters"
7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton For women on avoiding the upcoming draft
8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you! Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,The Washington Post and the New York Times With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO. Michael Moore
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar -"Businesses Don't Create Jobs" Special guest Pocahontas Aka Elizabeth Warren.
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
That reminds me, need to go get that prescrption for anti-nausea medication refilled.
Here is where Ashley Cruz, 1 week ago,
made plans to take out Mr. Trump with Hillary and Obama.
Cruz is lower than the RAT Romney.
Cruz will be speaking at the DNC Convention, at least indirectly.
Rachel is from the Spokane NAACP, not Seattle. We have black folks here.
i miss the old “Ted Kennedy proposes a toast” schedule.
Speaking of fecal matters.
How about a session by Shep Smith on
‘how to properly digest fecal matter when enjoying barebacked homosexual sex.’
There also should be presentation by Sandra Fluck on why the government should pay for your protection against unwanted pregnancies while going to college in your thirties.
Or how to earn your tuition on your back without any manual labor.
doesn’t look like hillary
‘Y’all best git down d’ere’, git yo’ stuff, ‘n’ oh yeah, don’ fo-git who dun did git it to yuh. Uh-huh.’
At the last DNC convention, the Donks boo’ed God three times.
I just wonder if they are going to the next step, calling out “Hail, Satan”. Wouldn’t put it past them, since some Donks in Austin Tx did that to talk over pro-lifers. That was when Wendy Davis crashed and burned during the last Texas governor’s race.
They are really enemies of the whole idea of America, aren’t they? Voters who support Hillary are either hypnotized or just plain evil. Perhaps they want to see just how evil Hillary can be.
She is like the dragon that must be slain and a majority of Americans must see themselves as St. George.
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