[Spirochete]

Omama will be making a speech about how bad machetes are and that they should be illegal.

Someone beat him to it.

New York Senate passes machete criminalization measure

http://www.guns.com/2016/04/07/new-york-senate-passes-machete-criminalization-measure/

[seawolf101]

The stilleto shoes will be outlawed next.

If a woman hits you or steps on you with this heel it will do quite a bit of damage.