I have a test for gayness. It is called the clap test. (I should trademark it). When a man claps, the closer he claps to his chest, the more likely he is gay. That’s all I am saying. You are free to use my test as you see fit.
My gaydar is the smile. It is pretty much always correct. Straight gays don’t smile huge from ear to ear. Just look at post 1, Obama’s smile. NO STRAIGHT MEN SMILE LIKE THAT. There are extra points for receding hairlines as well as some classic mannerisms we all know.