Looking for those elusive Morels???
What could possibly go wrong?
My mom’s husband is part owner of 300 acres in northern Michigan. They find lots of Morel’s there. I’ve only been there twice and once I was target shooting and some trespassers hunting Morel’s walked right into my line of fire. Another time, my mom and her husband were hiking. He was open carrying a Colt .45 in a cowboy rig when they happened upon trespassers who held up their hands and immediately surrendered.
I bought Morels at Costco today and all I saw was some Chicks (in shorts)