“You missed it by (approx.) 0.9724459 MILES, which is less than one full mile, but not close enough for a game of horseshoes, or the hand-grenade toss.”
hmmm.. You missed it by (approx.) 8024.00000000000000 miles ....
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=distance+gulf+of+mexico+to+persian+gulf
I would reply, acknowledging that I got the wrong Gulf, but from seeing you around this forum, seeing too how much of an ass you typically are, it’s not worth the effort.