There sadly is no such thing as a non-viable Democrat Ticket for the White House.
Their voters would pull the lever for a cinder block, a pastrami sandwich or a German Shepherd. So long as it promised to keep the FREE SH*T a-flowin’.
Yes, but the cinder block would have the best chance as the Kosher vote may have issues with the pastrami and definitely have issues with the German Shepard.
do I need a "/s"