Then you have never worked for a big corporation.
Having worked for a major utility company, I can tell you the strip is eerily accurate. And, the strangest stuff—the stuff you say to yourself “Nobody would do THAT”—is the most accurate of all.
I worked at Mouseshwitz. Or Duckhau.
Our battles were different. Morons didn’t know the characters talked, asked if piglets a pig, and at Hannah Barbara someone asked if Secret Squirrel was a monkey.
I lived the Dilbert life.
It’s the only strip I follow anymore.
Wally is my hero.
If you consider major corporations as an alternate universe, they start to make sense......