"Dwayne Pimps 3 Ho's" - Alabama Math Quiz Veers Too Close To Real Life

Zero Hedge ^ | June 2, 2016

[exit82]

After seeing this quiz, I quit my job and got three ho’s and boosted some Corvettes.

[TXnMA]

Given the sideways grip and “spray” technique of most ‘hood shooters — plus the near-1.5 football field starting range — I would expect that Marvin is still enjoying his new skateboard.

BTW, I wonder how many 8th graders knew that 15 Mph is 1/4 of 88 feet per second — a “constant" from beginning physics… ‘-)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Words fail me.

[mj1234]

got an incomplete- would have walked out

[Carriage Hill]

I definitely “D/F”d the test, but because I don’t know all the street terms and costs. But I was laughing so hard, I couldn’t get out of my seat.

[Laser_Ray]

The teacher is guilty of absolutely nothing at all except following orders a little too closely for the comfort of the incubators and sperm donors (I refuse to call them parents) of the unhygienic, violence-prone and mentally-stunted ghetto brats with the pedigrees of stray dogs that she has to try and teach on a daily basis.

The wording of this quiz is VASTLY more relevant than either the 1970’s “Dick and Jane” white-bread stuff that had me rolling my eyes as a kid (and I’m a WASP myself) or the perfectly neutral pap that was obviously excreted from a don’t-offend-anyone committee.