REAL history, constitutional scholarship, remedial math to counter common-core, psychology of liberalism as a mental disease, how to tell your gender (that’s a gimmie- they just look in your pants, and if you can answer correctly in less than 3 tries you get an A), with heavy emphasis on ethics and logic.
Religion is a required elective with courses on muslim invasions through history and religious freedom
You’d probably have to forego any Federal money... :)