Phew, that and a buck will buy you a cup of coffee. Glad I'm not swimming in that hiring pool.
When I was in school, you could take the "A" (College), "B" (usually Trades, Military or Pre-College), or "C" (Burnout) tracks. If you were on the "C" track, you showed up at least occasionally, and could fog a mirror, you could get a diploma.
I can't imagine that the standards have gone up, and these guys couldn't even step over that low bar.
The scholastic equivalent of a "participation trophy."