[Lazamataz]

We like to think of our planet as perfect for life, having met all the conditions we know of for life to exist, flourish and thrive for billions of years. You see, back when the Solar System was younger, the Sun was not just younger, but also cooler. The way a star gets its energy is from nuclear fusion in its core: burning hydrogen into helium in our Sun’s case. Put this all together, and we get an inescapable conclusion: as a star ages and burns through more and more of its fuel, it gives off ever increasing amounts of energy! Global warming will destroy life on Earth in the end: not just human life, but all life on the planet's surface, including in the seas. A billion or two years from now, long before the Sun becomes a red giant and starts fusing helium, the temperatures on our world will rise too high for plants, animals or any creatures we know to survive.

THERE IS ONLY ONE POSSIBLE SOLUTION!!!!11!!

CARBON CREDITS!1!!!111!

[Fred Hayek]

When helium is fused, the product is carbon.

[PROCON]

Mock will you?

You have the right to remain silent...

[Robert A Cook PE]

Would Laz hit it?