[Caipirabob]

Hillary is as Pure as the Driven Snow, at Least According to Hillary (the Clinton stench lingers)

If you thought Bill ruined cigars for you, wait until it's Hillary's turn...

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

The great term PIAPS
Invented here on FR:
“Pig In A Pantsuit”!

another:

No need for Huma
To testify about Hill’s
Love of clam digging

and:

Mr. Garrison
Taught them ev’rything about
Scissoring nekkid

I actually wrote the first one this morning as I was shaving. Something about my beard prompted the idea.