The last time I flew was to the Turks and Caicos islands circa 2006 for a five minute fix on a phone system problem. Went to work on Saturday morning at 8:00 a.m. and got it fixed by 8:05. I didn’t leave till Sunday afternoon.
I had to tolerate the pool, endless (free) drinks, endless food and plenty of topless french canadian girls.
sigh...
Your life must be hell.