Posted on 05/17/2016 5:17:54 AM PDT by SleepySimon
I can’t say that the possibility of Secret Agent Kim ever crossed my mind, but the world is wide and full of wonders.
Vanity Fair reports that the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corp, “an agency tasked with policing domestic culture and heading off the influence of other nations, is concerned about the social-media popularity of Kim Kardashian.” In fact, their concern runs so deep that they have accused her of purposeful corruption.
Mostafa Alizadeh, spokesman for the Revolutionary Guard’s Organized Cyberspace Crime Unit, explains to Iran Wire that their surveillance of Kardashian and other models with significant social media platforms, falls under the purview of “Operation Spider 2.” Their object: to eliminate content deemed incompatible with Islamic values and to punish the so-called offenders.
Here’s Alizadeh, via Iran Wire:
“‘[Foreign powers] are targeting young people and women,’ he said. ‘Foreigners are behind it because it is targeting families. These schemes originate from around the Persian Gulf and England. When you draw the operational graph, you will see that it is a foreign operation.’
The aim of Instagram’s CEO Kevin Systrom, he said, is to make fashion modeling native to Iran, and Kim Kardashian is implementing his scheme for him. ‘Ms. Kim Kardashian is a popular fashion model, so Instagram’s CEO tells her, ‘make this native,’ Alizadeh said. ‘There is no doubt that financial support is involved as well. We are taking this very seriously.’”
According to Vanity Fair, the Unit purports to “have arrested individuals responsible for some 350 Facebook pages.”Iranian entertainer Elham Arab has already “been featured in what appears to be a forced confession.” One hundred and seventy more individuals have received warnings from the Revolutionary Guard, and 29 of those “are being targeted for prosecution.” Altogether, the investigation seems pretty scary.
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Well, she has lots of places to conceal secret messages and other stuff...heck..she could hide a cruise missile in her butt crack...
If she is, she’s the greatest actress who ever lived.
Magician: And, now, for my next magic trick, I’ll make this sausage disappear while trying to saw a woman in half!
[drum roll]...
Well now. Thanks for the visual. A very good start to my Tuesday morning.
Yeah, there’s two midgets hiding in her butt...
Ya mean as long as she doesn’t eat anything that creates flatulence, the Magic Mullahs are safe?
As for the negative impact of Kardasian Family Values, (including “daddy” Bruce), I agree with Iran.
Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase, "Gun-type fission weapon".
I'm pretty sure there is nothing secret about the Kardashian's lives. Everything is out there in the media, probably, almost certainly too much of their lives are public.
Issue a Fatwa for her demise?
The echoes from such a cavern are not conducive to keeping secrets.
(I’ll show myself out.)
Kanye picture it? LOL
Well, she is Persian, so you never know....
well said...kudos!!!
I agree with Iran, let’s extradite her.
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