[VerySadAmerican]

“Why are you in Casa Blanca?”

“I came for the water.”

“There is no water in Casa Blanca.”

“I was misinformed.”

[Intolerant in NJ]

"I'll bet you twenty thousand francs he'll get out of Casablanca"
"Better make it ten thousand - I'm only a poor civil servant".....

An absolute feast of irony and cynicism - I love it.....