[LonePalm]

If the product was served to children they could be charged with Child Mollusktation.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[StCloudMoose]

DUH!!!

[FredZarguna]

If the product was served to children they could be charged with Child Mollusktation.

If the squids themselves were underaged, those eating them could be charged with "child mollusk tastin'."