Come over Mr. Sadiq Khan, we serve Bacon with every meal, and if you have more than one wife, we arrest you for polygamy.
Bring your boy-toy, too. We arrest for pedophilia, as well. Just to show how nice we are, you can share a multicultural cell with Bubba and “Scar”. Just be very careful sticking your azz up too high during “prayers”. Bubba’s been in solitary longer than in the general pop....and, he hasn’t been with a woman in nearly 20 years.