[Carriage Hill]

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E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com,

Fax Rush at: 212-445-3963,

Write a letter to Rush and mail it to:

The Rush Limbaugh Show,

1270 Avenue of the Americas,

New York, NY 10020.

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AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

___ Subbing for Biggirl ___

[Carriage Hill]

Happy Hump Day!

[Enterprise]

Who's the leader of the party
that's made for you and me?
D O N - A L D
T R U M P

Who's the man who'll kick Dem butt
from sea to shining sea?
D O N - A L D
T R U M P

DONALD TRUMP
DONALD TRUMP
Forever let us hold his banner
High high high high

Come along and join the fun
and dance and sing with glee
D O N - A L D
T R U M P

[Artcore]

Good Morning Carriage! Thanks to you and Biggirl for faithfully posting this thread each day!

Really curious on Rush’s take from last night and Cruz dropping out yesterday. Should be an interesting monologue!

[LonePalm]

Top Ten? Bonjour y'all.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Donglalinger]

Any word on why the country club golf courses in Indiana were so wrong?

[DCBryan1]

Going to be an entertaining day!

[Shortstop7]

I’m gonna give Rush a try today for the first time in weeks. I may not last long...will just depend how Rush behaves. ;)

[RetSignman]

Oh wait...nevermind.

[KC_Lion]

[Excellence]

I’m just here for the monologue.

[Raycpa]

Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more

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[Larry Lucido]

Was in the car yesterday, punched up the talk station, and Limbaugh was in the middle of some monologue. Sixty seconds in, I hear “And that is why you need Life-Lock.” Sixty seconds more of that, and bumper music, and then some deadpan tinny-sounding voice talking about how her dog was shedding fur but now he eats “Dynomite” dog food.

Apparently he was re-playing the last show I tuned into.

[TomGuy]

According to newsies, Kasich will drop out this afternoon at 5:00 Ohio time.

And now there is only ONE.

[MUDDOG]

I only heard a few minutes of Beck’s show today, but he seemed to be stepping back from the ledge.

He said, “I’m not #nevertrump. I’m #alwaysconstitution.”

Then he said to those who are in despair today, we need to keep fighting to take the party away from the political insiders and the New York banks.

Which is odd, given that his candidate was the career politician (going back to working for insider W. Bush), and his wife and campaign finances were deep into New York investment bank Goldman Sachs.

[RansomOttawa]

It’s such a chore from day to day trying to figure out who we’re supposed to hate.

[Artcore]

“A major Dissection...”

[Donglalinger]

Brain Dead Doofus Dittos from Florida!

[TomGuy]

Rush is laying down some cover — the decision to drop out was actually made before ...

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[Artcore]

So, it looks like today’s program won’t focus on Trump’s massive win, but instead will focus on what happened to Cruz. WTF!

Rush trying to deal with depression.

[Artcore]

Rush wondering aimlessly; hasn’t mentioned Trump’s massive win.

Cue violin music to set the mood for today’s program.