"God, I SAID GAWD, wants you to support this Holy team. We're still in it and with your generous dona shons and prayers, we can still win it !!"
Beck stops beating himself in the head, steps forward with tears running down his cheeks, and with his face close to Teds at the same microphone says, "every donor receives a blessed hankie I have prayed over and that will bring you many blessings"
Hedi steps forward and rocks out on her electric Uke while Carley lowers her voice and hums, The Battle Hymn of the Republic, as Hedi does her finest Hendrix interpretation of that same song.
You got that spot on. Their christian version of the Partridge Family is something I think we may still see as they are getting very desperate!
Brother Ted’s Traveling Salvation Show!!!