Posted on 04/27/2016 9:42:41 AM PDT by Rockitz
It makes perfect sense that Hillary Clinton would select Us Weekly as the forum in which to reveal her innermost secrets: “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me!”
Us Weekly is owned by septuagenarian gay activist Jann Wenner, who has published some of the nation’s most famous fake journalism in his other fanzine, Rolling Stone.
Its most famous piece of recent faux reporting was the totally false UVa fraternity rape story. That story, now the subject of multiple lawsuits by the real victims – the fraternity and at least one college administrator — ran a few months after the magazine’s panting homoerotic story about the Muslim teen terrorist who bombed the Boston Marathon, complete with a beefcake photo of the welfare-collecting refugee on the cover.
So now Us Weekly runs Hillary Clinton’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me!”, a feature which has previously printed the pensees of such show-biz B-listers as Nyle DiMarco, Eric McCormack and Hayden Panettiere.
Fascinating stuff – did you know that Hillary once met Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.? Uh, was that the same day Mitt Romney’s father marched with him – just askin’.
She claims to love mystery novels (name one, Hillary!) and Adele’s songs (name two!). She liked her meme about her alleged love for hot sauce so much that she scooped herself, revealing that factoid on the campaign trail before the magazine was even published. (The hot-sauce fable prompted Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke, a black Democrat, to remark on Fox: “I’m surprised she didn’t say watermelon.”)
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Howie is the best!
Howie nails it better than a plate of fried clams...
I like watermelon and even grow some from time to time. Can’t handle hot sauce, not even Taco Bell mild, due to a throat surgery that has left me very sensitive to spices.
Howie still churning out the hits.
LOL
She sucks carpet! Commie biotch!
Given the quality of the list, it’s a tough choice, but I’m gonna vote for Number Nine.
9. My daughter Chelsea has the cutest nickname for her father – she calls him “Webb.”
LOL
#9 about Webb was my favorite as well. Tough call though, cattle futures was good too.
Howie came up with a great list, that’s for sure.
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