Why would any wuss even want a job at his stinking, oppressive, eeeevil greedy capitalist old business anyway?
They’re all planning to be SJWs employed by trendy nonprofits, working to smash capitalism and destroy income inequality.
While ensuring that everyone gets to identify as the animal, vegetable, or mineral of their choice.
Given that they eventually eat their own, the career of a professional SJW is usually brutish and short. They can only destroy so much before they have to look inward and see who they have to purge.
The S might as well stand for Soviet.