These snowflake morons have never lived where raccoons are a problem...like here in Idaho. It is open season on the little buggers at my place...I only hope this doesn't offend anyone. Nah!
I have had raccoons in my basement in my first hours up north. What a horrorshow. We ended up shooting them, what a mess and they fought back too!
Snowflake is also offensive and people who use it are bound for the reeducation camps setup in the desert.