[DCBryan1]

Zhynbrekia Floyd, of Spartanburg, and Cleavontasia Phillips

Doomed from birth. I don't even have to click the link to know what happened.

[Trillian]

Put down your pen, the search for names is officially over.

[Dilbert San Diego]

I didn’t read further but wonder what this fight was about. Some people seem to have a short fuse, a low boiling point. And also have poor impulse control and don’t think through the consequences of their actions.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Lemonjello and Orangejello weren’t available.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

They sound like newly discovered bacterial strains.

[COBOL2Java]

Zhynbrekia Floyd - from Facebook:

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Cleavontasia Phillips, from mugshots.com:

CLEAVONTASIA PHILLIPS

Booking Number: 16-02254
Booking on: 2/29/2016
County: Spartanburg
Date of Birth: 09/05/98
Gender: F
Race: B
Charges

Violation Code: 16-17-0530 0622
Violation Description: PUBLIC DISORDERLY CONDUCT

[bk1000]

“Doomed from birth.”

Yup. A recruiter I know once told me any resume with a name like that is immediately placed in the circular file.

[lacrew]

I’ve often thought hospitals in the inner city must have a random name generator for new births. Perhaps they get a monkey on speed and have it throw feces at a wall of letters.

[ArmyTeach]

You have to break the names down into syllables in order to pronounce them...

[Gamecock]

[Charles Martel]

I'm surprised that Billy Joel hasn't tried to stop "her" from using his tune....