VIDEO: Waffle House fight video leads to arrests

NBC4i.com (WSPA-TV) ^ | 4/10/2016 | Staff

[lacrew]

I’ve often thought hospitals in the inner city must have a random name generator for new births. Perhaps they get a monkey on speed and have it throw feces at a wall of letters.

[Cementjungle]

They’ll probably all get a $5 fine (optional to pay) because due to the past injustices done by the criminal justice system has disproportionately jailed blacks.

[beelzepug]

One of them was from Cowpens? I think they should ALL be in cow pens!

[real saxophonist]

That really is the best thing I’ve read today.

[rejoicing]

.....or GoNORRhea and SyPHYllis!!

[boycott]

Is Gaffney somewhere in the Congo?

I guess not. The Congo would be more civilized.

The last time I went through Gaffney the police were in hot pursuit of some home invasion robbers. They caught them and, yeah, they were black too.

[SaveFerris]

Man, those must be some delicious waffles!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Sheesh.

FReepmail me or KoRn to get on or off the Waffle House Ping List.

[boycott]

The mugshot and the name aren’t conclusive on CLEAVONTASIA — male or female?

[simpson96]

Hillary voters.

[VanShuyten]

Chuck E. Cheese has been absent from the police blotter for several months. I wonder what’s up with that?

[boycott]

One of them was from Cowpens? I think they should ALL be in cow pens!

—

Or zoo pens.

[nitzy]

I swear to you I saw this one before...

ShiThead - pronounced “Sha teed”

[DCBryan1]

Zhynbrekia or Cleavontasia.

They sound like newly discovered bacterial strains.

Congratulations...you win the interwebs for today. LOL!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

:)

[No_More_Harkin]

BOOM! FReeper Best Post of the Day Award!!

[ArmyTeach]

You have to break the names down into syllables in order to pronounce them...

[ArmyTeach]

Zhynbrekia sounds like some recently imported tropical disease.

[Gamecock]

Must have been buck-toothed.

[Gamecock]