I don’t know about that.
When Trump gets to within field goal range,
the RNC Competition Committee will have positioned
the goalposts out in the stadium satellite parking
lot.
When the kick comes up short, we go to Round Two,
by which time the stadium has emptied, the field
is cleared of everyone except the Lone Draft Choice,
who sashays across the goal line, spikes the ball,
and thanks Jesus for his victory.
Paul Ryan will try to sashay. He will not thank Jesus
Pretty well said, sparklite!