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NFL CHANGES RULES FOR SAFETY
spectator.org ^
| April 1, 2016
| Happy Jack Feder
Posted on 04/01/2016 11:21:58 AM PDT by PROCON
In a pro-active and ground-shaking response to the ever-growing trend of criticism of safety concerns in the National Football League, Commissioner Roger Goodell today issued a press release detailing sweeping reforms to the game.
The press release is presented here in its entirety.
The National Football League Commission and team owners regard the physical short term and long term health of its 1,800 active players as paramount. We began radically improving safety in the early 1970s with major advancements to the helmet, and steadily continued on that path by instituting new and better rules, especially in the area of tackling. Injuries continue to fall as a result of our ongoing efforts.
However, the NFL recognizes it must do more. We have listened not only to our own hearts, but also to the increasingly frequent unbiased criticisms and suggestions from sports commentators, OSHA, Congressional oversight committees, the players lobby, lawyers representing injured players, doctors and especially womens and other social justice warrior organizations (the lattermost being concerned with possible romanticizing of brutal physical aggression).
As a result of many hours of discussion, the owners have unanimously agreed to begin making dramatic changes in the game. The changes will begin in the 2017 regular season. They will be fully instituted over the following six years. All changes are for the safety of our players, but of course many of these changes offer incident benefits that resonate with the reigning right-thinking political culture of today.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: nfl; rogergoodell; safety
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We have listened not only to our own hearts, but also to the increasingly frequent unbiased criticisms and suggestions from sports commentators, OSHA, Congressional oversight committees, the players lobby, lawyers representing injured players, doctors and especially womens and other social justice warrior organizations (the lattermost being concerned with possible romanticizing of brutal physical aggression).Heh, nice April Fools piece....or is it?
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:21:58 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: Perdogg; Bender2; Impy; big'ol_freeper
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:22:43 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: PROCON
Shouldn't the rules be changed for all the players? Why special rule changes for the safety only?
;)
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:23:40 AM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(That was the gift the president gave us, the gift of happiness, of being together,' Cindy Sheehan")
To: PROCON
The NFL will only change is there is $$$ in it.
That said, you want to make the game better, do away with big pads and reduce helmets to the old leather and guys will stop pleading with their heads. I find it quite hypocritical that a defensive player is penalized for lowering his head but every running back that hits a gap lowers his head prior to the impact.
To: PROCON
Just see Roger Goodell make me feel deflated...
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:26:01 AM PDT
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes" - Albert Einstein)
To: PROCON
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:26:06 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: PROCON
Had me through the first three paragraphs...
Good April Fools post.
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:27:38 AM PDT
by
NRx
(It's sad when there is no one running for President that I can vote for with a clear conscience.)
To: PROCON
This is definitely an April Fool’s joke, and not even a believable or original one.
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:27:46 AM PDT
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(Trump, effective govt. that will be great for crony "art of the deal" capitalists)
To: PROCON
We begin with player age caps and average ages. Knowing that the likelihood of injury increases with the age of the player, no player over the age of 28 will be eligible to play.
heh... umm good one
Am I the only one who despises practical jokes?
To: Michael.SF.
Lame Michael, real lame :-)
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:29:41 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: Resolute Conservative
Have them sign a disclaimer and hold harmless and play the damned game. THEY ASSUME THE RISK OR GET OUT! The whole country is going wussy. I’m sick of it. I am not going pay $400 for a ticket to a football game and watch players in dresses playing flag football . This makes me sick.
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:30:20 AM PDT
by
WENDLE
(I guess)
To: PROCON
The days of a Ronnie Lott (SF 49rs) seem over. He ranks as one of the top ten most feared tacklers.
To: 1Old Pro
If real social justice is to happen, the NFL must incorporate at least 51% women and 2-3% transgenders to it’s teams.
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:32:10 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: Michael.SF.
Shouldn't the rules be changed for all the players? Why special rule changes for the safety only? After all the years of changing just for the QB, the safeties all agree it's about time.
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:32:43 AM PDT
by
Gil4
(And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
To: PROCON
This is April fools!!!! It got me!!
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:33:31 AM PDT
by
WENDLE
(I guess)
To: PROCON
NFL CHANGES RULES FOR SAFETY
I saw the headline, and was really concerened. What, are they going to make a safety worth 3 points? Dump the rule that a safety occurs when there is offensive holding in the endzone? What more could the NFL monkey with.
After all that the article was not about the only safety the NFL has any business thinking about, and wasn't true anyway.
I may have to shut this off until tomorrow.
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:40:33 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit."-R.Reagan)
To: PROCON
2026 NFL Commissioner Michelle Obama Announces New NFL Safety Equipment Standards,
Promises increased player safety and small impact on game pace, strategy and scoring.
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:48:08 AM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(Noah: 'When the animals began to pair up by specie and stand in line, I really took notice.')
To: PROCON
We have listened ... especially to womens and other social justice warrior organizations (the lattermost being concerned with possible romanticizing of brutal physical aggression) ... and we present to you ... the NEW NFL:
To: PROCON
Satirical April Fool’s joke. I caught it in the third paragraph. ;-)
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:50:38 AM PDT
by
spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
(Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I?)
To: PROCON
I’m really starting to hate April 1st.
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posted on
04/01/2016 11:52:13 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
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