Personally, I think it might be that Slick is on the list.
Naw ... Bubba has been trolling for jail bait on a private island in the Caribbean lately ... Dirty Harry has a private suite at the Mustang Ranch ... Carlos Danger has been dating himself at home ... Client Number 9 isn't running for office ... Bernie is too old ... Biden is too dumb ... Cruz can get all he wants at the office. That leaves only one candidate ... a Democrat ... with a big libido ... who is perpetually drunk, having vision problems, barks like a dog, insists on going to the bathroom when nobody is near, and tosses a mean ashtray. When Huma's away or out of commission, I'll bet that you-know-who is more than eager to pay to play.