[tumblindice]

Agree, rushing to judgment is always a bad idea. But you can understand, I’m sure, La Cage aux Folles nature of these allegations of the Honorable Ted Cruz going for a little strange. So we’re all a little wild this Sat. night.

[utahagen]

Oh, I get it. The good news is that the National Enquirer is very good at what they do. If these rumors are true, the Enquirer will run incontrovertible truth of that within, say, two weeks. One way or another, the truth will out.