[20yearsofinternet]

When asked about this shameless quote stealing, Cruz responded...

Well... now... now look.... we have to understand here that Hollywood is backing Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the Hollywood insider... and you know... I’m the one who’s been fighting Hollywood for decades...

*weird lip biting for pre-planned applause line*

And the fact of the matter is, Donald Trump needs to be held responsible for the actions of these movies, because he’s donated money to Hollywood before. I would NEVER have donated money to that movie.

*weird lip biting for pre-planned applause line*

So let me be clear... Donald Trump needs to debate me on who really made this movie. And unless he does, he’s a coward.

*weird lip biting for pre-planned applause line*

Now if you love America and Jesus and Kolob and Xenu, you’ll join me on Twitter and Facebook, and enjoy scrolling past 10 pinned posts begging you for money, and then we can really make this country work prosperously for the Americans who invest correctly in open border CFG and CFR approved companies once more. I promise you that!

*weird lip biting for pre-planned applause line*

[Arthur McGowan]

You left out the “I-I-I-I-I-I...” and the “a-a-a-a-a-and...”

[MaxistheBest]

“When asked about this shameless quote stealing, Cruz responded...”

Very funny and right on the mark

[Aria]

LOL!

You’ve got his shtick!