[Tenacious 1]

I learned a tip from a friend getting tans before his wedding, always wear a sock.

That's bad advice. Then you end up with a tan line stripe all the way up to your chest, or across and down one leg depending on how you orient said "sock".

[beelzepug]

Boasting is a sin.

[CrazyIvan]

That’s bad advice. Then you end up with a tan line stripe all the way up to your chest, or across and down one leg depending on how you orient said “sock”.

One of the guys in my college dorm fell asleep very drunk sunbathing. Some of the guys cut a huge phallic shape out of cardboard and laid it on his stomach. The tan (more like burn) line was hilarious.