And put your money into stocks and treasuries! That's the ticket!
Come on and ring the little bell and smile for the cameras!
Look vapid, robotic, and happy, because the party will never end.
You don't really know what your huge percentage of your dwindling salary that your are pouring into your IRA/401K is really buying?
Don't worry about it!!!
Just applaud!
A stock market crash at this point wouldn’t surprise me. Unfortunately I don’t know what the stock market (or anything else) will do for sure otherwise I would just invest or short with massive leverage and be rich.