“Somebody get me my Teddy bear.... /s”
Remember, the “Teddy bear” was named after the guy in #23 above, who had a small - and real - bear stuffed for fun. Yes, the Teddy bear was invented by a now-dead white guy.
(Yes, saw the /s, like to run with ideas at face value.)
“Oh the Huge Manatee!”
I really like the guy who clubs baby seals better than Teddy...
You sure it wasn’t after he rescued Smokey the bear?