They literally are “America’s Hat” now. Token contributions in our poorly-done occupations and that’s it; between extremely virulent liberal-socialism* and economic monkeyshines they literally CAN’T do more.
*My church is on the verge of classifying them as ‘a nation hostile to the beliefs and teaching of Christianity’...a status normally reserved for 3rd-world nations that will literally throw you to the lions.
We should basically tell Somali Pirates that it’s open season on Canadian cargo ships. Feel free to raid those ships as long as you leave the American ones alone.