I can just picture Bernie Sanders, serenading us all with “This Land is Your Land” as we wait in endless lines for that last container of deodorant on the store shelf . . .
Ya. That is not a pretty picture — hundreds of people standing in line in the heat and humidity to buy deodorant because they ran out weeks ago.
I saw a BMW 5 series with a couple of Bernie stickers at my local courthouse this morning. After the Bernie revolution, the owner will have to trade it in for a subcompact.
If anyone needs a reminder:
Bernie Sanders Condemns Existence of 23 Different Deodorant Brands While Children Go Hungry