[fhayek]

Exotic diseases. Muslim terrorists. Asteroids. Pollution. Global Warming. Food shortages. Water shortages. Cancer. Nuclear war. Biological war. Chemical war. Gamma-ray bursts. Polar shifts. Ice nine. Financial and economic meltdown. Alien invasion. Bee disappearance.

Yeah, pretty much.

[Talisker]

Exotic diseases. Muslim terrorists. Asteroids. Pollution. Global Warming. Food shortages. Water shortages. Cancer. Nuclear war. Biological war. Chemical war. Gamma-ray bursts. Polar shifts. Ice nine. Financial and economic meltdown. Alien invasion. Bee disappearance.

[Captain Rhino]

Some blasts from the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

And, yeah, all those complaints won’t make a spot of difference if a rock that big going that fast slams into the Earth.

Think I need a drink. It’s after 5:00 pm somewhere, isn’t it?

[Jack Hammer]

Bad news sells papers.

Good news draws yawns.