The belief in life being in the air is a pagan belief that was disproven in the Renaissance. To use such terms is to undermine the entire enlightenment, and thus the developments in western civilization that enabled our Founders to cobble together, against great odds, our Constitution. So while you might think this is trivial, I would point out that millions of liberals would agree with you. In fact, you're basically showing your agreement to Common Core type of thinking, and in doing so, undermining the future of our children. Not to mention your base use of the concept of "jumping up your rear," which should only be spoken of within the bounds of holy matrimony. Which of course perfectly fits the liberal game plan for the future. So I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Did you not read my disclaimer dammit.... :P