Curiously incurious.
Curiously making up your own crap to have something to be curious about. 79 year old fat guys die, some day you’ll internalize that simple fact. Add to that the fact that this would be the STUPIDEST time in Scalia’s tenure to conspire to off him and there is quite simply no good reason to suspect anything. Shave with Occam’s Razor, it’s good for you.