Yep. Mom said I was a “Black Norwegian”.
Grandma said it was because our ancestors were Vikings who captured gypsy princesses to be their wives.
Dad said it was because my Viking ancestors captured themselves some African princesses.
That explains my desire to hunt lions.
And my family is filled with damn good-looking people.
Either way, I’m royalty and you should all bow in my presence.
Is that Gramps Simpson?