1 posted on
02/03/2016 10:08:46 AM PST by
jimbo123
To: jimbo123
YEAH, SAW HE, SHE, OR IT PRACTICING HOW TO CLAP ON CUE!
2 posted on
02/03/2016 10:11:04 AM PST by
jennings2004
("What difference, at this point, does it make!"!)
To: jimbo123
LOL oh crap.
It’s come to this. Pobre Jebito.
3 posted on
02/03/2016 10:16:49 AM PST by
KGeorge
To: jimbo123
Well, it’s Boston. What did he expect?
“Mummy, Mummy, they won’t clap for me - WAHHHHHH!
4 posted on
02/03/2016 10:19:51 AM PST by
goldi
To: jimbo123
5 posted on
02/03/2016 10:27:18 AM PST by
SoFloFreeper
(Obama hates the three Cs: Christianity, Constitution, and capitalism.)
To: jimbo123
This is political limbo.How low can he go?
6 posted on
02/03/2016 10:28:13 AM PST by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: jimbo123
It’s getting painful to watch.
To: jimbo123
Here ya go yeb...
8 posted on
02/03/2016 10:35:36 AM PST by
C210N
(Supporting the Constitutional Conservative in the race. Constitutional Conservative Cruz.)
To: jimbo123
11 posted on
02/03/2016 10:43:19 AM PST by
JPG
(What's the difference between the Rats and the GOPe? Nothing.)
To: jimbo123
Attention GOP-e: You wasted $100M trying to get someone to the general no one wanted.
Ryan, grow a pair, tell Jeb to go home and stop lecturing conservatives.
12 posted on
02/03/2016 10:55:09 AM PST by
Zathras
To: jimbo123
I dreamed I saw John Ellis Bush, alive as you or me.
13 posted on
02/03/2016 10:56:47 AM PST by
MUDDOG
To: jimbo123
If you have to say “Please clap”, that means that your campaign, or vaudeville career, is over.
(Bouncy Ragtime musical number playing in the background)
Mr. Bones: “I'm Bones!”
Jeb Bush: “I'm Bush!”
Both (singing): “We're happy and peppy and bursting with life!”
(music stops)
Jeb Bush: “Say, Mr. Bones?”
Mr. Bones: “Yes, Mr. Bush?”
Jeb Bush: “Do you know how I can get elected?”
Mr. Bones: “No, but if you hum a few bars, I can play it on the piano!”
Jeb Bush: “Ah cha cha cha, I got a million of ‘em!”
* silence from the audience *
* crickets *
Jeb Bush: “Please clap”
* more silence from the audience *
*Shepherd's crook comes out and drags Bush offstage*
14 posted on
02/03/2016 11:05:06 AM PST by
PATRIOT1876
(The only crimes that are 100% preventable are those committed by illegal aliens)
To: jimbo123
Reports just in that says Andy Warhol rose up from his grave with a soup can and an artfully painted sign that said,
“Jeb, your 15 minutes were up about 3 months ago.”
16 posted on
02/03/2016 11:07:57 AM PST by
PATRIOT1876
(The only crimes that are 100% preventable are those committed by illegal aliens)
To: jimbo123
I think he’ll hang around til SEC Tuesday and then fade away.
To: jimbo123
I'm afraid I'm going to have to admit it - Yeb!'s campaign looks like it might be running into a little difficulty. After Iowa he won't be sweeping all the primaries after all. What?
Yeb!.
Yeb! Bush.
Yeb! Bush the Presidential candidate.
The guy up at the podium there, the one with the turtle in his pocket and the confused look on his face? Yeah, him.
No, he isn't with the custodial staff. That's Yeb! Bush.
Come on, people, feel the surge! That's Yeb! Bush, the next President of the United States.
There, see? That got 'em laughing.
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