I’ve never been drunk enough to want a tattoo. Not even a cute little dolphin on my lower backfat or ankle. Or a Notre Dame dude on my bicep.
I wanted a small “tasteful” tatoo on my hip when I was about 20. It was the thing back then. Thankfully I shared my plan with my mom who told me it doesn’t matter where one gets a tatoo, eventually the skin will stretch and sag.
I am completely tatoo free :-). I also have six kids and can not imagine how horrid a tatoo on my hip would look by now.