Shocked, shocked. Right after commencement I discovered the $200,000 debt. No idea THAT was coming, no sir. It just appeared out of no where.
If only Bernie were president. Then college would be free just like kindergarten.
Hilarious but spot on.
Oh and I just know we’ll all get ponies, rainbows and a big ol’ rock candy mountain too! How did this idea of anyone deserving free anything in life take off?!
Shocked, shocked. Right after commencement I discovered the $200,000 debt. No idea THAT was coming, no sir. It just appeared out of no where. If only Bernie were president. Then college would be free just like kindergarten