Hmmm, you can't make this stuff up.
Cruz's mother,
Eleanor Wilson:
Eleanor as in
Roosevelt.
Wilson as in
Woodrow.
And today, Ted Cruz is scheduled to appear with that weeping moron Glenn Beck at
Waterloo.
These mystical signs do not bode well for Ted.
Please, PLEASE CW, don't say anything like you "support" Ted Cruz, don't banish him to the outer realms to join Rick Perry and Scott Walker, Please?!? ;)