When we lived in San Antonio, our next-door neighbor was a Texas Highway Patrol officer. He had a hilarious story about being in his patrol car, facing off an enraged bull in the streets of (iirc) Kerrville.
When I was in high school we had a party at my place one night and as usual people showed up I had never seen before.
No problem.
One guy I didn’t know was leaving and decided he would walk out in the pasture to try and find himself some mushrooms to get high.
A cow in the pasture had a different idea.
I don’t know how many times the cow ran over him before he made it back to his car but even that didn’t stop the cow.
She stuck her head through his window and got her head stuck.
When the guy walked back up to where we were having the party to get help to get the cow out of his car we all laughed ourselves silly at him because he was one muddy and bloody mess.
That cow did a number on that boy.
I love the current Lincoln ad of the bull out in the middle of the road and Matthew McC says:
“1800 pounds of doing what I damn please” & then turns the car around & lets the bull have the road.