[Scrambler Bob]

I want mine. Retroactively.

9 months x 60 years = 540 free abortions.

But I a male, declaring female for this.

I want to be reimbursed in cash for the abortions I did not have.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I want mine. Retroactively.

Me too. The mother's name is Ann Dunham.