Posted on 01/13/2016 10:14:30 AM PST by C19fan
But don’t report coaches raping adolescent boys in the gym showers.................
I thought Happy Valley was ZooMass, Amherst, ... in central MA?
I think “reporting purported microaggressions” is microaggression. What pinheaded fools.
Do pictures of ugly women constitute microagression against the eyes?
Do feminists constitute sexual microagression against males and women who like males?
Penn Stasi?
HURT FEELINGS REPORT
For use of this form, see FM 22-102; the proponent agency is TRADOC
DATA REQUIRED BY THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974
AUTHORITY: 5 USC 301, Departmental Regulations; 10 USC 3013, Secretary of the Army and E.O. 9397 (SSN)
PRINCIPAL PURPOSE: To assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings, and to provide leaders with a list of soldiers who require additional counseling,
NCO leadership, and extra duty..
ROUTINE USES: For subordinate leader development IAW FM 22-102. Leaders & whiners should use this form as necessary.
DISCLOSURE: Disclosure is voluntary, but repeated disclosure may result in a DA Form 779-1A, Report of Wall To Wall Counseling
PART I – ADMINISTRATIVE DATA
A. WHINER’S NAME (Last, First, MI) B. RANK/GRADE C. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER D. DATE OF REPORT
E. ORGANIZATION F. NAME & TITLE OF THE PERSON FILLING OUT THIS FORM
PART II – INCIDENT REPORT
A. DATE FEELINGS WERE HURT B. TIME OF HURTFULNESS C. LOCATION OF HURTFUL INCIDENT D. NCO OR OFFICER SYMPATHETIC TO WHINER
E. NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN WHO HURT YOUR SENSITIVE
FEELINGS
F. RANK/GRADE G. ORGANIZATION (if different from 1e above)
E. INJURY (Mark all that apply)
1. WHICH EAR WERE THE WORDS OF HURTFULNESS SPOKEN INTO?
ï± LEFT ï± RIGHT ï± BOTH
2. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE?
ï± YES ï± NO ï± MAYBE
3. DID YOU REQUIRE A “TISSUE†FOR TEARS?
ï± YES ï± NO ï± MULTIPLE ________
4. HAS THIS RESULTED IN A TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY?
ï± YES ï± NO ï± MAYBE
F. REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT (Mark all that apply)
I am thin skinned The Army needs to fix my problems Two beers is not enough
I am a wimp My feelings are easily hurt My hands should be in my pockets
I have woman/manâ€like hormones I didn’t sign up for this I was not offered a post brief
I am a crybaby I was told that I am not a hero Someone requested a post brief
I want my mommy The weather is to cold All of the above and more
G. NARRATIVE (Tell us in your own sissy words how your feelings were hurt.)
PART III †AUTHENTICATION
a. PRINTED NAME OF REAL MAN/WOMAN b. SIGNATURE c. PRINTED NAME OF WHINER d. SIGNATURE
In the very near future the old male pastime of ogling girls will be subject to the death penalty. That will pretty much eliminate all non-homosexual males.
What about nanoaggressions and picoaggressions?
Just wait until a member of the protected religion accuses all young women who are not encased bags of grievous harm to his poor widdle feewings.
PSU = Pennsylvania Snowflake University
Works for me.
“He looked at me sideways.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
I need to go to the Government Approved Crying Chamber”
Pennsylvania State University
Achtung! Get into zee boxcar!
“I don’t like the way he looked at me”
“He called me a “she”. I want to be called “shehe”.
“He smiled at me. I know what he was thinking”.
“He smiled at a White nicer than he smiled at me. He’s racist”.
The solution is to flood the system with reports.
If Penn State’s not condemning Bill Clinton who gives a damn what they think?
What do you mean by giving me a B? I deserve an A! Whaaaaa, you don’t like me so I’m reporting you.
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