[Calvin Locke]

Makes me want to milk a Serbian cow!

Everybody knows that Serbian Donkey Cheese, aka "Pule", is a hot item right now. Why'd he want to milk a cow instead of a donkey?

While Pule is better selling, it still doesn't get the same respect as Venezuelan Beaver Cheese though.

[archy]

Everybody knows that Serbian Donkey Cheese, aka "Pule", is a hot item right now. Why'd he want to milk a cow instead of a donkey?

Couldn't milk the horse. Janey sold the horse to go dance the Kolo.