GO Jeb! Keep burning up all of that GOPe cash!
Jib, Jab, Jeb. It sounds as if it is a verb conjugation.
Yeah, at age 62 he’s got his whole life ahead of him.
Yup, those tired old low-IQ liberal newspapers want Jeb.
Does that say somethin’?
Yeb must have paid off this paper to write this article.
No sane person thinks Yeb will win more primary votes.
More Jebberwocky.
Jeb, We know what your positions are and we do not like them.
Meat puppet says what?
King Sisyphus was made to endlessly roll a huge boulder up a steep hill, only to see it roll back down to the bottom, which ended up consigning Sisyphus to an eternity of useless efforts and unending frustration.
Jeb has been given just such a labor.
Jeb: I Tippy Tippy Toe through my garden
Where all the pretty flowers dwell
There's a rare perfume in my garden
And I just love to stand there and...smell.
And as I Tippy Tippy Toe along,
All the pretty flowers seem to sing this song:
Rubio: Derry down pip pip
Fiorina: Dilly dilly day; A nani nani
Trump: Rippity pippity A
Trump: Derry down ding dong
Fiorina: Dilly dilly do; A nani nani
Rubio: Rippity pippity poo...that's all, brotha, I've had it.
No, really?
The GOPe will select Jeb as the one who would write the best concession speech in the tradition of Dole, McCain, and Romney.
In what universe?
Eehyaaaackk!
Tip-Toe Thru’ The Tulips With Me
Tiny Tim
Lyrics
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers we’ll stray
We’ll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers we’ll stray
We’ll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Juan McCain version 3.0
Jeb is campaigning at the behest of his mother. Neither believed that there was any possibility that he might be unsuccessful.
Please keep running Jeb.
It would be best that all the RINOs stay in the race as long as possible and distribute the GOPe voters among themselves.
