Where is his graduation photo: the one with cap and gown?
Yeah - sort of looks like the “through the years” photos we have of our kids hanging in the hall.
His parents must be rich to be able to post all of those bonds.
It looks like in his case “turning his life around” means going from armed robbery to stolen vehicle.
He doesn’t need a graduation photo with a cap and gown. After all, the police officer capped him and the Medics put a gown in the form of a sheet over him.
In the oval office...
Arrest the parents.