[Henry Hnyellar]

Dear Republican Unicorn:

We share your outrage at Donald Trump. Join your fellow unicorns in the Libertarian party. We won’t let you be schlonged.

Dear Republican BigFoot....

Dear Republican Yeti....

Dear Republican Loch Ness......

[Yardstick]

Because you said Yeti:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VxQwtl_giK4